Convalescence and Cosmonauts
Published: 05 May, 2009, 18:39
Edited: 22 March, 2011, 11:35
Hello again, First, let me make an apology for my prolonged absence. I have had a bit of a strange run of misfortune that has left my mind elsewhere. If you saw the surgery, you know that I had to cure my horrendous snoring in our laser program a few weeks ago. But what you probably didn't gather was that due to a slight human error, I ended up bleeding quite profusely from a pair of singed...
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JohnnyK,
May 10, 2009, 14:33
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These scientists are not answering the one question we all want to know.
What is sex in space like?
I think its every mans dream, when she says, “oh honey, my feet wont touch the ground for a week”, or “baby, you blasted me into orbit”, its true.
In the future will a woman with a headache say, “if you think you going to spin me around in a tin can again, you dreaming”?
Or even worse, mans nightmare, “honey its more fun without you”.
It’s a giant #&$% for mankind, we need to know!
“and allow their bodies to be experimented on in order to bring closer that great adventure science has planned for a manned trip to Mars”
We still need to get to the moon first. Everybody knows the Apollo moon landing was filmed on a set in Area 51.
@JohnnyK
I don't think the space program would want to be known for Cosmonauts/Astronaughts giving each other the rear admiral to satisfy your curiosity no matter how dark and lonely it is up there.
Russia clamped down on gay rights marches in Moscow I doubt they will allow it in the space station.
Unfortunately my question was never asked which would prove if global warming is a hoax or not.
Has the space station measured a change in atmospheric temperature in space?
johnx,
You seem to like conspiracy theories. Five of the last seven U.S. presidents were actually space aliens. The clue is that they were/are left handed.
Gene H.
johnx,
This cryptic picture
‹(•¿•)›
was recently sneaked out of Area 51. Notice the resemblance to President Obama (also a left-hander and a space alien). Ha ha.
Gene H.
@Gene Hopkins
I wasn't being serious about the moon landing they probably did land on the moon but the US and Britain lie all the time so it’s hard to say for certain.
I'm not one for conspiracy theories hence why I don't believe the official 9/11 story of 19 Arab hijackers (some of which have been found to be still alive) were able to hijack four commercial planes hours apart with no air defence and some how had access to five top secret code for the navy, air defence, etc with box cutters.
And the US media entertainment and news is owned and controlled by an ethnic minority that consists of 2% of the population so all the news stations are the same essentially hence why we have the one sided reporting in the Balkans and Georgia and the lead up to Iraq who control every aspect of US society domestic and foreign banking and finance, political financing, government appointees (look at Obama’s staff). The same is true in every western and Eastern European country especially here in Britain which includes the BBC.
Do you know how un-Russian the Russian revolution was? Research it for yourself I think you’ll be surprised.
johnx,
You win again. Affectionately, Gene H.
President Obama had ears on his mind as he visited one of Egypt’s most famous landmarks this afternoon, the Great Pyramids of Giza.
While looking at a hieroglyphic on a tomb, the President remarked that there was a certain resemblance, that he has in the past had a penchant for noticing.
“That looks like me!” the President exclaimed when he saw the image of a big-eared man on the tomb, “Look at those ears!” ‹(•¿•)›
Dragging over his Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, Senior Advisors Valerie Jarrett and David Axelrod and even personal assistant Reggie Love, the President pointed out the hieroglyphic to his staff.
“Look, that’s me,” he remarked yet again.
I TOLD you he was a space alien.
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