Sex, drugs and gay marriage stimulate recovery
Published: 09 June, 2009, 00:34
Gay marriage is profitable. Prostitution - taxable. Marijuana helps the budget. The deeper the crisis, the more American politicians are forced to think outside the box to fill their coffers.










We should be impressed, it seems politicians can think, there is definitely some mental activity going on somewhere between the perineum and the navel. Never fear Arnold Schwarzenegger is here, and together with Las Vegas pimps, they have this financial crisis all sorted out! The world is saved! Of course your sons and daughters are now disposable consumables and legal tender but it’s that or they have to find another way to tax us all to death. Hey! Here’s an idea, maybe if we just fired these guttersnipes, we wouldn’t have a budget deficit in the first place. Imagine the plan when they get onto the subject of global food shortages and over population, can almost see it coming… cannibalism! And the marketing campaign… “Save food - Eat me”… works for everything! Thinking outside the box… I don’t think so ;)