The causes of the Afghan protests

Of course we know, Thom. those pusssies at the University of Virggins would never take a life or death stand.  So please, you idiot let us not call this a HUNGER STRIKE, you idiot.  A hunger strike is when people are willing to die for a cause, by refusing food. This is a very painful choice.  Then what the fck do you think Thom?  Do you even fcking think these guys at the University of Virggins might be willing to die for any fckd up cause?  Hunger Strike?  I say a joke. They are only refusing the Big Macs and the BIG MACKS which they have been daily scarfing down.  If you fcking adzehole wish to have a true fcking hunger fcking strike. then you god damned idiots from Virginia really ought to come over here and live like Somali.  You god damned mfkr priccks.  You stink to high heaven.  Have a heart, live like Somili people for a day. Se how you you like it.  And, pls, Curb Your Enthusiasm.  Because, sure as sht, Larry David is Fcking KING.

But really, Thom, might I call you Thumb?  If I had this whole thing to do over again, and let me just hope this will never happen, then I would choose to be a bank robber.  My only regret, Thom, is that I was never reared with enough moral turpitude.  Or just downright nastiness to be able to meet our fckd up world on a one to one basis.  Listen, Thom. it seems quite interesting to me that people of the PNG have a slightly different set of ethics than you and me.  Basically, Thom, it would have been far better for me to be eaten, like a decent Rockefeller, while sailing, rather than to be daily subjected to your words.  Even after so many words, still Thom Thumb, I feel that you are nothing more than a parrot of the great researchers from around our blue marble.  Still, Thom, it is very important to get the message out.  And to try to write a book.