Episode 247

Just a few years ago, this Keiser Report episode would have been impossible to write. Talk of event horizons and black holes were two things that could not have been imagined.  Can we send you a sock filled with rolls of quarters, Mr. Keiser?  Death Wish! Charles Bronson. Obviously, what we are all wishing for.  Not a big fricking gun, Max. Best to just smack these guys with quarter rolls filled swinging socks.  Pls check out Charles Bronson.  I think it was rolls of coinage which really did in the criminals.  Because, if all currencies were required to be carried around in our socks, then this would be a far different world.

Thanks to the IT people and policy people at RT. A number of months ago, downloading RT required much more time.  Now, though, 210 Mbytes can be downloaded in less than 2 minutes on my connection.  So, now that you have broken the internet speed barrier.  Why not just open up all RT programming on RT's website for free access to anyone all around the world? Because we all know that some programs on RT are restricted from being freely downloaded. So far.

Rubber Duckies in the Bathtub? Nuclear annihilation hanging heavy over our heads?  An Irish Catholic beloved US president watching his assistant having a bloowjob in the WhiteHouse pool, fellated by a 19 year old intern?  Truly, in this world, how could anyone ask for more? How could life be any finer?  But, truly, sire, life for the likes of us will never be that much finer than it is, at this very moment. Maybe it might be time for those religious Americans to begin practicing some of that christian-type forgiveness, empathy, and generosity that most Americans seem so justly proud about.  Because, if Kennedy is our man to coax a 19 year old intern to give head to his friend in the White House Pool, then, clearly, all of America's pretense of being holier than fcking though goes flying out the window.  Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my sight to keep. I pray the Lord my sanity to keep. I pray the Lord, Lord Jim will delight. And bring more understanding to our Day. And bring more enlightenment to our Day. Now, let us all seek the Light. And let us NOT have anymore bloowjobs in the White House Pool. I just could not bear it unless I were the recipient of such a great slip sliding away.  TRUE POWER, can be measured in bloowjobs. Or, a bit of tongue in cheek, if one might be a cigar smoking Clinton.  Let's all get DOWN! But, Clinton probably was always a backdoor Man!

Listening to Dr. Yanis Varoufakis on leaving the Euro I'm reminded of the famous Eagles song, Hotel California, a joint from which you can, "You can check-out any time you like, But you can never leave!"

 Lord Jim wrote: "What will you.... and our Batman and Robin Keiser ....DO about the predicament mankind faces?" Mr. Jim, if I knew what to DO, then I would quickly enlist you as my noncom BATMAN and adviser in my army to bring logic and enlightenment to our world. OR.  I will be equally pleased to become your batman in YOUR army if, and only if, you know what to DO.  But after much searching for any ideas which might lead us out of the shadows of darkness, and steel us from bending to temptation, like so many American politicians are bent, then my idea of heaven bight be to retreat to Sion, Ireland and sleep with 3 dogs, every night.  Sorry for you, Jim, if you can not see the beauty of Waterford and take great pleasure from being lucky to be in Ireland and also being lucky to have a crystal clear mind. If, Lord Jim, you are in Ireland right now, then =truthfully=, I do envy you.  Because you have no conscionable excuse to ask for more. You got your wits about you. You are living on an Emerald Isle. No one is waiting in the bushes to hack off one of your limbs with a machete.  You got it made in the shade. All you gots to do is just keep watching the Keiser Report.  And comment. Yes, Jim, we envy you. You got it made in the shade.

Matt: Tks for mentioning the word 'joint'.  Greece, to some, might be a joint. What some smoke might be a joint. That thing swinging down there might be a joint. But, if you really wish to know more about the word 'joint' then you must convince OED to provide its dictionary FREE OF CHARGE to every single young boy and girl around our world.  One might think, if we can easily wage billion/trillion dollar wars, then we should also be able to provide resources to the OED to help them to make their dictionary free of charge to everyone around our useless planet.  Take a funding paradigm from The Guardian, for example.  But Americans are too afraid of being called socialists to actually commit any government backed very good acts for society, during the past many decades.  I guess it is just less scary to commit Bloowjobs in the White House Pool. Lets roll back all the good that was done during the past century. I can feel my soul beginning to leave my corporeal self as I check out, with my exit bag, for better, warmer climes. And I will leave you here, squirming under fckd up unenlightened ideology,  But, pls, do not say that Max and Stacy did not warn you. THIS show can not ONLY be about what is said on the SURFACE. Can it?  Ask Peggy Lee about Burning Buildings. Is that all there is?

EyeOfGnome wrote in #5

 But after much searching for any ideas which might lead us out of the shadows of darkness, and steel us from bending to temptation, like so many American politicians are bent, then my idea of heaven bight be to retreat to Sion, Ireland and sleep with 3 dogs, every night.   

You know a lot about what we could do to improve this world EOG......and you could help by questioning why large numbers of young people are flooding our of an Emerald Isle yo correctly describe as beautiful......but you are a decadent wind bag... like Alan....desperately looking for excuses NOT to DO anything.

And Stacy wouldn't touch you with a stick.

Here`s a simple idea that could revolutionise the way we see the world and behave in it too....why not assume that if another person or group or nation is behaving in a certain way WE would be doing the same if our circumstances were identical?

For example....it`s very convenient for the Zionist media in Britain to portray the London Bombers as evil monsters and crazy dogmatists who have no place in a civilised society....but a bit of research into the behaviour of the Zionists in the 1940`s could lead us to similar conclusions about them...or about the Christian churches during the Rwandan genocide........if we were ever allowed to draw those conclusion in Britain.

Very good point, Jim Evans. The KEY question you raise.  Is also one which is worrying me. Even though I am not living on your Emerald Isle, still, I VERY MUCH WISH TO PROTECT THE CULTURE of Ireland.  Obviously, there will be a terrific cultural loss for everyone if we see continued racial integration in Ireland, and all around our world. It requires thousands of years to gradually create a people, such as the Irish.  But the Irish culture could be somewhat devastated in less than 50 years if the floodgates remain open. But, Mr. Evans, you gotta understand that this same cultural devastation is now happening ALL AROUND our fckd up world. Many of us are lovers of diversity.  And I am not speaking of diversity in our sexual behaviors. I'm talking about diversity in our cultures around the world. It is with very good reason that we try to protect the Sentinelese people. DIVERSITY, Mr. Evans, provides us with a reason to live. Diversity also provides us with resiliency against attack to our corn/maize harvest, on which you and I are now thriving.  BUT WHAT ARE YOU ASKING OF ME, LORD JIM? to single handedly turn back decades of overpopulation related mismanagement? You, Jim, know the score. I, Jim, know the score. Our only recourse, Jim, is to sit up and beg for more. But, please, Sire, can we all have a bit more or less population in Ireland?  Now, Stand On That Chair.  Yes, Yes, Yes!  You can leave your hat on.

If you google the word "Khazars" you will find a lot of interesting background to an important part of the Celtic world......and then google the phrase "A Meeting of Civilisations: The Mystery of China`s Celtic Mummies"...you might begin to share my uncertainty about the racial origins of people who now proudly claim to have an exclusive racial background in Ireland and Israel.

When are we getting some new people to this column . Come on out there lets here from you and do make it amusing , no more bores please. In Cyber space there must be someone who has the intellect and creativity to amuse. Anyone who wants to be serious in this absurd world ,  has serious personality problems.  Anyway can we also hear different angle on things.  The main theme on this column seems to be 3 things Zionists, immigrants  and the US . Surely among the viewers of Mr Keiser we have people who can present some wacky original thoughts , poor Alan wants some fun. I got some hard work to do on wind turbines so I need some laughs. So come everyone.  

Alan Marr:  I think you meant 'no more "boors" please'. NOT, "no more bores".  Are you not the writer who is always ranting about vulgarians here at Keiser's door?

Alan Marr wrote in #13

When are we getting some new people to this column . Come on out there lets here from you and do make it amusing , no more bores please. In Cyber space there must be someone who has the intellect and creativity to amuse. Anyone who wants to be serious in this absurd world ?

Alan...I know this is a lot to ask of a man so utterly up his own a##e with self-importance ...but has it never struck you that what inhibits the timid from posting are bores like you who cannot cope with mature differences of outlook ?

We know you love the Pope and that all you are capable of referring to is people who happen to be Roman Catholics and that you are incapable of taking any criticism in a constructive way.......so WTF WOULD any sensible person WANT to discuss anything with you FOR?

Alan Marr wrote in #13

When are we getting some new people to this column  . Surely among the viewers of Mr Keiser we have people who can present some wacky original thoughts , poor Alan wants some fun. I got some hard work to do on wind turbines so I need some laughs. So come everyone.  

Why don`t YOU find something to discuss from the many wacky original comments Max and Stacy made in the Keiser report at the head of this thread? 

 There`s stacks of stuff there to tickle the fancy of anyone who seriously wants to change the subject Alan......but that`s not what you want is it?   

  What you want is revenge against anyone who dares criticise your real love......yourself.......and your darling Vatican.      No joking on that subject !

But if you look there are stacks of folk in forums like UK Debate....who can tell you that wind turbines are a complete waste of money......but beware Alan....they will eat you for breakfast!

Alan, you speak of your "absurd world". While I think of Bérenger, Drunkenness and Tardiness. But you are correct, Alan, what this worthy forum lacks most are far more barbarians commenting, here. Also, Mr. Marr, our absurd world could do with plenty more, like you, who work on wind turbines and other solutions to improve our energy picture.  Either this, or lets burn more coal. Anyone working on WIND TURBINES deserves our respect. But, Alan, is it not true that some recent studies seem to question the final CO2 savings benefit of present day wind turbines?  BUT, truly, more POWER to you Alan.  And, more continued appreciation to giants among men, such as Richard Smalley.  I very much like wind turbines, people who design wind turbines, Richard Smalley, Buckyballs, and poor Alan up to his chin in mud, who needs some fun. But, Alan Marr, if you are working 70 hour weeks designing/erecting wind turbines, then I do envy you. Because, honestly, you have already found your fun.  So, Alan, how can you possibly be up to your neck in mud?  Mud? Wind Turbines? What next?

EoG you do have a sense of humour and perhaps you have some colleagues of the same ilk. I do find the offensiveness  a little absurd when  I make light hearted suggestions. What one has to ponder on is that if you can't have a bit of diversionary fun , then everything is a bit grim and some of these correspondents  seem awfully grim to me . I was not up to my neck it was figurative  language.I am involved with small wind turbines so that people can become independent of the suppliers of electricity.Anyway  it's fascinating to find such angry and aggressive people , I normally have gone through life never meeting these types. But one is never to old to learn and I do live in a rural retreat where people are generally very pleasant, so coming across other types makes a change.Perhaps I am lucky , I wouldn't like to have too much of these people who seem to get very worked up they must have quite serious problems. I wonder how they behave at breakfast over the toast and marmalade, if they were so forthright one would end up with indigestion. Mind you they have given me some useful material for my web site humorous column. So do keep up the unpleasantness  for at least another week , its very useful copy which I am always short of although some of the repetition  gets a bit boring. So can you vary your insults and perhaps  widen the subject matter. Mille grazia

Alan Marr is =rightfully= crying out for ever more boorish vulgarians to comment here. DIVERSITY of commenters is the key, Alan. But forget about 'timidity' as being the principle reason that more people do not comment here. What we need is better machine translation to assist the many people around our world who are able to understand English well enough to comprehend 90 percent of what Max and Stacy are talking about, but who do not feel confident enough to write their thoughts in English, here. My guess is there may soon be a beta device for testing on Google which will allow people, whose first language is not English, to post a comment on any blog. But, hopefully, Google will not get too carried away with themselves by having their computers pose as humans, commenting on the Keiser Report.  Are you a Google software program, Alan, posing and posting as a real human? Now let us all go round and round. But when you and I, Alan, can sing like Joni Mitchell on this worthy forum, then I will know that our world is truly going round and round. While we still have the chance, before we are made totally obsolete by our next generation, the machines, no time like the present to keep going up and down. Going up and down, of course, is actually the only reason we are here. Joni Mitchel got it right. With or without previously forbidden condoms. Up and Down. In and Out. Let's Do It. Let's fall in love.

At the head of this comments section which constantly refers to the dire problems ahead for ordinary European people and to what appears to be a financial conspiracy to defraud us by a criminal oligarchy with its tentacles deep into our politics and economies.Throughout my frustrating and ultimately fruitless time here I have come up with a range of ideas that would merit debate if there was anyone else prepared to seriously do so.What you trolls are doing is ignoring anything even mildly critical of the two institutions you represent.../International Jewry/Zionism/Israel and Vatican RC Church.....and constantly sabotaging the blog.Which I could respect if you declared that and were prepared to defend your institutions in a fair way.    Sadly....I have to conclude that for whatever reason you are not at liberty to do that.In departing I would ask that you feed back to your bosses the idea that their only hope of averting a major war is to find some means to take up the ideas of the Keisers and others and get their media and politicians and  military and CIA behind "good" rather than "evil"......and soon!  Best wishes...