Rufus where are you?  .....     they need you at the wimbledon to scare away all the other birds so that they don't make their droppings on the audience....    Rufus, what's is your job title?    So your pay is just three mice a day?        I just thought that London was the city and country with the most surveillance cameras?    Is there no video on the abduction of poor Rufus?   Has there been a ransom note?     Sorry Rufus but the British government does not deal with terrorist demands ..... sorry, you will be missed.