Porcupine takes revenge on tourists breaking sex law
Published: 18 May, 2009, 14:49
The law in the US state of Florida specifically forbids having sex with a porcupine, and for a good reason, as two tourists from Russia discovered while trying to break it.
Sick perverts. But it's not something isolated to Russians - most laws come about because of acts being done - which means in Florida there was a problem with people having sex with porcupines. Across America there are countless farmers and farm kids who are forcing themselves on animals. There was a study done a few years back where more than 50% of teenage and adolscent kids admitted to having sex with animals. The number is likely to be smaller than the real stats because people aren't likely to admit to that. Sick sick sick, people like that are disgusting and deserve to be castrated so that they can't shove their junk into other orifices.
It is really a shame that the two men did not lose their genitals. These are two individuals who can better serve the human species by NOT having their DNA in the gene pool.
I live in Florida and can validate this story. However, I won't because it cannot possibly be true. We don't have any of the laws mentioned in this "story". South Florida is all about sex, sun, beach, clubs, and drugs (the drugs ARE illegal). Aside from San Francisco California, you probably won't find a larger homosexual population either. Given that the American porn industry is effectively controlled by the Jewish media moguls and that there is a huge Jewish population here in Florida, it seems unlikely that there would be any laws that would negatively impact their trade. This is a stupid site. It isn't even remotely entertaining.
Oh! That would be funny to watch!
This is FAKE. There are not Porcupines in FL, they don't live here, unless they broke into a zoo.
C. Brock wrote in#3 It is really a shame that the two men did not lose their genitals. These are two individuals who can better serve the human species by NOT having their DNA in the gene pool.
you deserve to be castrate just for saying that, fucking bitch.
Stuart Hannig wrote in#2
Sick perverts. But it's not something isolated to Russians - most laws come about because of acts being done - which means in Florida there was a problem with people having sex with porcupines. Across America there are countless farmers and farm kids who are forcing themselves on animals. There was a study done a few years back where more than 50% of teenage and adolscent kids admitted to having sex with animals. The number is likely to be smaller than the real stats because people aren't likely to admit to that. Sick sick sick, people like that are disgusting and deserve to be castrated so that they can't shove their junk into other orifices.
You deserve to be castrated.
Mel wrote in#6
This is FAKE. There are not Porcupines in FL, they don't live here, unless they broke into a zoo.
Yeah, this is fake. This is just a feminist news for this shit nazi bitches laughes at men genital mutilation. The article sounds as a joke. it is not written seriously. It is not funny, you feminazis!
Who in the world would do that? DUH! the 2 Russian guys! probably in their culture it's find to do that with a PORCUPINE.. GOD! this people are just crazy, and the results of that=almost lost their private parts.. i wonder whats next..hmm a skunk?