Why not join them together and put them in rolls, with perforations so you can rip off each note, make them softer, and there you have it! you have preseved the dollars future intrinsic value! You will be flush with money. Put don't go printing too much, that woudl be phoney money, it would be like counterfeiting, and you don't want to do that, its illegal. You could get arrested and then you really would be Mad-off.