I wonder waht training was like for these guys. Musta been tough, dialing in that beer pong shot, and flippin that cup just right

This report is a red herring designed to draw attention away from some BIG fish. A couple of little guys will get thrown under the bus and it will end there. 

Anyb ody who has been in the U.S. military or now works or contracts for the D.O.D., knows that many U.S. military bases around the world are immoral cesspools that exploit the locals....But why start at the bottom with a few secret service agents? Why not start at the top with US Senators and their favorite destinations, like the capital of hell & depravity, Dubai?

This is old news. It has been reported many times that the day of  JFK's assassination, some of the SS agents who were charged with his safety were hung over from the previous night's debauchery.