‘Like a porn movie’: Russian man complains judge is ‘too sexy’

A Moscow resident has lodged a complaint against a female judge who heard his case, saying that her “injected lips and breasts” caused sexual arousal, distracting him from the court hearings and damaging his health.

“I had a feeling that we came for justice but got in an adult movie,” the man said in the complaint to the Higher Qualification Commission of Judges. “She walked in wearing a leather dress like for BDSM, all that’s missing was a whip,” he added.

“My mouth went dry, so I had to drink water constantly, which was an excessive load for my kidneys,” he wrote.

However, the complainant stressed that he had no reservations about the judge’s work, saying she acted professionally and handled the case thoughtfully.

The man addressed his grievances to the male head of the judges’ commission and asked him, “as a man to a man,” to talk to the “sexy” judge and convince her to give up “lip injections” and heavy makeup at work.

The Higher Qualification Commission of Judges, however, didn’t appreciate his moral indignation and returned the complaint stating that it didn’t contain any irregularities about the judge’s work.

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