‘Cheeky nerds’: Russian students design handsy robot that tells real breasts from fake (VIDEO)

Fears that robots will someday take all the best jobs from humans have been realized by a group of Russian students, who designed an android whose only task is touching women’s breasts.

“Please undress. Its’ going to be a bit cold, but it’s for science,” a young nerdy-looking robotics engineer from Kazan Federal University tells a female test subject in a report, filmed by a local student channel.

The girl then bravely offers her breasts to the machine, which according to the developers, needs just a single touch to determine if it’s real or an implant. Surely, a task no human can ever accomplish!

The robot is also capable of reading “such biometric parameters as symmetricity, elasticity and flexibility,” one of the up-and-coming scientists boasts in the footage obtained by Mash.

However, many online commentators pointed out that the students behind the project seemed more interested in their topless assistant than in the performance of their robo-mammologist.

“Cheeky nerds,” one of the Instagram users exclaimed.

“One can go to great length to see a pair or boobs,” agreed another.

“They can barely hold their smiles of happiness,” a fellow commentator said. “Press ‘like’ if you’re already applying for a vacancy there.”

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