Fight Circus: Women brawl inside phone box & 2 men gang up on 1 on bizarre night of MMA including farcical ‘Siamese’ scrap (VIDEO)
A bizarre night of chaotic MMA contests stunned viewers who watched on a site better known for sex webcams, featuring bare knuckle fights with headbutts, two-against-one battles, a sex doll analyst and female foes in a phone box.
On a strangely compelling card in Thailand, American fighter Will Chope took on a home pairing known as 'Bank and No Money' in a headline act that left the brave solo artist outnumbered.
Remarkably, the 55-fight professional choked out one of his adversaries – onlookers seemed unsure which alias each fighter was going under – despite his considerable numerical disadvantage.
A curious tug-of-war and an Indian leg wrestling showdown also appeared on the bill.
MMAsymmetrical champs Bank and No Money #fightcircus3pic.twitter.com/tCIamC2YBN
— caposa (@Grabaka_Hitman) November 6, 2021
Will Chope chokes out either Bank or No Money (still have no idea) to claim the MMAsymmetrical championship #fightcircus3pic.twitter.com/yAQkl1oZUn
— caposa (@Grabaka_Hitman) November 6, 2021
Jenn The Tiger def. Aree 2-1 #FightCircus3@TheAllStarSportpic.twitter.com/R9wbNEy9MQ
— John Hyon Ko (@JHKMMA) November 6, 2021
The leg wrestling spectacle appeared to plant two female fighters with their backs to the canvas, using only their legs in a grueling attempt to outdo each other.
Somiong War took on a fighter known as 'Dream Man' in a contest under the rules of Lethwei – a form of MMA known for its brutality.
The discipline uses striking and clinching, while the fighters, who compete bare-knuckle, are also allowed to send in elbows, knees, leg shots and headbutts.
Lethwei! We all win. #fightcircus3@TheAllStarSportpic.twitter.com/1d16X6Skcx
— John Hyon Ko (@JHKMMA) November 6, 2021
The golden bong is up for grabs #fightcircus3pic.twitter.com/OGQmF1yBPJ
— caposa (@Grabaka_Hitman) November 6, 2021
Ready? #FightCircus3@TheAllStarSportpic.twitter.com/Ogrf5ZflI6
— John Hyon Ko (@JHKMMA) November 6, 2021
That seemed relatively sensible compared to the exhausing prospect of Siamese kickboxing.
Promoted as a 'coach and student against childhood friends', the challenge tied pairs of fighters together in a test of telepathy.
A human cock-fighting exhibition, setting a Muay Thai fighter against a karate practitioner, allowed each combatant to only use the lower half of their body.
Siamese kickboxing. There has never been a dumber time in human history. #FightCircus3pic.twitter.com/j2xNUTnlMz
— caposa (@Grabaka_Hitman) November 6, 2021
There are no losers, just trauma #FightCircus3@TheAllStarSportpic.twitter.com/0K7TKrIfb1
— John Hyon Ko (@JHKMMA) November 6, 2021
Rambo and Nut bring the heat in R3. Human Cock Fighting (kicks/knees only) #fightcircus3pic.twitter.com/rY5sUp17nv
— caposa (@Grabaka_Hitman) November 6, 2021
That was not quite as restrictive as the phone booth in which two women battled under a modified Muay Thai rule set.
"You'll never see this anywhere else," claimed the organizers in an unusually true promise by the standards of fight promoters.
Fans were able to boggle at the blockbuster via Camsoda, a streaming platform often used by adult entertainers worldwide.
@aleshazapppic.twitter.com/6Lxa6dJawJ
— Armaan (@armaanyounis) November 6, 2021
Most of you are here for this #FightCircus@TheAllStarSportpic.twitter.com/HHJtPFTNIk
— John Hyon Ko (@JHKMMA) November 6, 2021
No regrets! #FightCircus3@TheAllStarSportpic.twitter.com/CDCkhew19l
— John Hyon Ko (@JHKMMA) November 6, 2021
Appropriately, the event had been advertized as featuring an appearance from Brandi Mae, who is a sex doll analyst.
"Most of you are here for this," said one viewer on social media who shared footage of scantily clad ring girls from the setting.
The audience members attending the entertainment in person were just as eye-catching.
Celest Hansen vs. Dao. Phone Booth Lethwei #FightCircus3pic.twitter.com/m2epG4CXWt
— caposa (@Grabaka_Hitman) November 6, 2021
Truest shit ever said. When in Pattaya.....#fightcircus3pic.twitter.com/fmEuJOPxU9
— John Hyon Ko (@JHKMMA) November 6, 2021
This is so ridiculous
— HondaRacing21 (@HRacing21) November 6, 2021
Some were seen arriving in superhero outfits while carrying masks of former US president Donald Trump, who is known to be an MMA fan and has attended UFC events featuring the likes of Conor McGregor.
Another made reference to controversial UFC great Jon Jones by holding up a sign by the ropes which read: "I party like Jonny Bones."
"There has never been a dumber time in human history," said one combat sports enthusiast as they watched the Siamese skirmish.
"This is so ridiculous," added another, while an observer added: "There are no losers – just trauma."
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