Ah nuts! Japanese pole vaulter crushes Olympic dream with own penis
The agonizing moment a Japanese pole vaulter probably wished he had a smaller penis happened just as he attempted to clear the bar at 5.3 meters. Instead of gliding over, he knocked it with his manhood.
It was a bit of an, ahem, balls up for Hiroki Ogita, who was participating in the Rio 2016 final. His Olympic dreams were similarly crushed when his penis smacked off the pole.
Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita' dream crushed by...
— rodriQuez (@rodriQuez) August 16, 2016
...His phallus caused him to foul during qualifying rounds. pic.twitter.com/hrubYFv1xB
His leg initially touched the bar, leading it to wobble slightly, but ultimately it was his penis that whacked off the pole on his first attempt. On his second try, he eventually cleared the bar but failed to make the cut for the finals after finishing in 21st place.
In an event called pole vaulting, something like this was bound to happen sooner or later. Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita
— Johnnie SchmelzKeil (@vilhelminadoug) August 16, 2016
Ogita’s pink lycra bottoms did him no favors; he was seen grimacing in pain when he fell onto the mat.
Though it was a sad moment for Ogita, the incident didn’t stop Twitter from having the last laugh.
Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita. His penis literally let him down. pic.twitter.com/17UtcO0mFX
— Deji Kofi Faremi (@deejayfaremi) August 16, 2016
Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita wishes he wasn't a member of the Big D Club
— Wade's cousin (@allenharperr) August 16, 2016
So #HirokiOgita not your average Japanese #Olympics athlete 🍆
— sarah meadows (@tillythetiler) August 16, 2016
Meet Hiroki Ogita a victim of having a huge penis. Lost the pole vault competition #Olympics 🏅😂😂 i cant even pic.twitter.com/e1KxZIhWZL
— Zlatan Yo Mama (@bemufc) August 16, 2016
