A king cobra once bit Vladimir Putin.

After 3 days in pain and agony the cobra died.

congratz Mr.Putin...mens sana in corpore sano...long live mother Russia....salute from Serbia...thank You Russia...

Five secrets to become United States President. In America you have to have a list of person you have killed or ready to kill to become a president. Make sure you tell to voters you will start a new war. To become United States President here what you should do: 
1. Have some friends at Wall Street you can bride once you become president
2. Have some friends among the Jew Lobby they control the media and most banks
3. Make Sure black people and Hispanic stay poor.  Tell the Hispanic  all will become Americans citizen the next day you swear as President. 
4.  Make Sure you say you will kill a lot  Pakistanis, Yemen is  and Muslim Babies and elder around the Globe with the drone
5. Have some connection in Hollywood this is not too important but it can help because most of those are in drug or gays/lesbians. They will either commit suicide or on way to die so they need to spend their monies.