Apocalypse Ready! Siberian company begins selling End-Of-The-World survival kits

Published time: November 27, 2012 07:57
Edited time: November 27, 2012 11:57
Marina Mendelson wedding agency sells Last Day sets in Tomsk. (RIA Novosti / Yakov Andreev)

It might not keep you alive for long, but a Siberian firm is offering survival kits to anyone who fears the end of the world is nigh. And for everyone else, it makes for a fun stocking-filler come Christmas – provided the world hasn’t ended by then!

The apocalypse kit boasts medication, including heart medicine, soap, some candles and matches, a can of fish, a pack of buckwheat, a bottle of vodka, a notepad and pencil – and a rope (possibly intended for the less optimistic!).

It also includes a blank ID card, to be filled in by hand should your existing IDs and cards be “demagnetized” during the apocalypse.

"Kit For Meeting the End of the World – It won′t get worse!". (RIA Novosti / Yakov Andreev)
"Kit For Meeting the End of the World – It won't get worse!". (RIA Novosti / Yakov Andreev)

There’s also something for the young and the young at heart. The kit includes an instruction card with rules to various games to pass away any apocalypse-induced boredom.

Surprisingly produced by a bridal party operator in Tomsk, Western Siberia, the kit will set you back 890 rubles – roughly $28.

But the Russians are not the first to offer such a gimmick. A Mexican company also launched a similar kit back in April. Its contents however did differ slightly. A knife, water and chocolate seemed to be the Latin American country’s idea of necessities for survival.

A Mexico-based studio has also created an end-of-the-world survival kit, in anticipation of the end times. (Image from menosunocerouno.com)
A Mexico-based studio has also created an end-of-the-world survival kit, in anticipation of the end times. (Image from menosunocerouno.com)

But it did also boast ‘Mayan liquor’, showing that the importance of wanting to take the edge off things in a time of need is universal.

According to a spokesperson for the Siberian company, more than 1,000 kits have already been sold, and apparently it has become a hit among corporate New Year presents.

Last Day kits. (RIA Novosti / Yakov Andreev)
Last Day kits. (RIA Novosti / Yakov Andreev)

The company has repeatedly stated the kit is meant to be taken with a pinch of salt, however, the joke has not gone down well with local authorities which, according to Sostav.ru, are apparently trying to ban sales over the kit’s inclusion of vodka and medication – as both require licenses to be sold.

The apocalyptic craze is set to intensify in the coming weeks as the ancient Mayan calendar comes to an end on the 21st of December, the day many believe will signal the end of the world.

RIA Novosti has reported that people across Russia have been stealing essentials and trying to weasel out of debts, citing the upcoming demise of the world as we know it.

Although hypotheses about the exact means of delivering the apocalypse have been voiced, most have dismissed by mainstream scientists.

Comments (7)

eleganten (unregistered) 15.12.2012 06:58

Yep, he end. See the details here: http://TheEndOfTheWo rld.tk

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cool dude (unregistered) 27.11.2012 16:18

Where the hell can I purchase one of these?

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Ivan (unregistered) 27.11.2012 15:42

The World is Coming to an End for sure. I guarantee it..Because the world only exists as an idea in people's head as to what is around them. It has nothing to do with the planet or weather or climatbut the World is the social, economic, political, and religious construct which exist in people's heads and is constantly recreated and proped up by the Media, Schools, Churches, and our 'friends'.. The World is a picture, an illusion, a map of the territory that is out there and pretends to match the actual which exists as a Planet and Ecosystem..These mental pictures of the environment, the "World" differ from person  to person, and there are as many Worlds as their is people on the planet, possibly even animals and bugs have their own worlds also which  end and vanish and start all over and so on .. Yes,  YOUR world will come to an END  as soon as you wake up from the horrible dream you have been fed most of your life as to what is going on and you never  checked it out for your seld and BELIELVED the LIES, the Delusions, fed  to you daily since birth. People fear loosing their Delusions of the World since they think they cannot invent or imagine another one to replace it, or that they cannot live without the dream or the nightmare which they call the world, and just live day to day with open eyes as to what is around them and not be involved with all the gossip about the Worlds visible and invisible far away from them, from their experience or ability to verify and know first hand and for sure.. You can only be sure of what you have directly experienced the rest is just World DELUSIONS>. So, what is so horrible about losing your DELUSIONS called the World.. 

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